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SenseiSeagal
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I finally have the courage to come out and say that I identify as a Sensei Steven Seagal. I will never be the man himself-something I have grown to accept...but I now get to experience his life through his movies, his words of wisdom and the blessings he has bestowed upon humanity. I will ensure future generations know all about the man that is Steven Frederic Seagal. This channel is about having a laugh and taking a break from the stresses and monotony of life. So chill out! Could this evolve into a cult? Yes!
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*This channel is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes*
If you would like to show support through Patreon, thank you greatly! : )
www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal
Awesome Bullshido Merch www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks
*This channel is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes*
Changing Accents Around Black People- Steven Seagal in Lawman Episode 4
We all know Sensei is Ethnic Fluid, but his powers don't just stop with his ethnicity. He can also change accents as he needs to, depending on who he is speaking to. Usually, if he's talking to black people, he gets all soul-ly and stuff. You know, because he is also black himself. And he visits some kids in hospital who have no idea who he is. But still. What have you done lately?
Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love.
If you would like to show support through PATREON, thank you greatly! : )
www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal
Awesome Bullshido Merch www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks
Join the legendary discord server for necessary S...
Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love.
If you would like to show support through PATREON, thank you greatly! : )
www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal
Awesome Bullshido Merch www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks
Join the legendary discord server for necessary S...
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The Speed Master Of Martial Arts- Dr LT
Просмотров 10 тыс.День назад
Everyone thinks Bruce Lee was fast. Fast is a relative term. If you can't see lightning, then you don't know what fast means. Dr LT, John La Tourrette, is the original Speed Master- Nay, Speed Demon. His moves are so wild and fast that the human eye can barely track his movements. Luckily, I slow it down and go through it step by step. I also have rare footage of Seagal, and a feel-good reunion...
An Actress Has Escaped My Dungeon - Steven Seagal Lawman Episode 3
Просмотров 8 тыс.День назад
In episode 3, the crew harass some more youngsters and of course, somebody recognises Steven Seagal. The dog squad is called multiple times for no reason. Money well spent. There is some extreme disrespect in this episode and I hope Big Daddy dealt with this woman appropriately for her insolent behaviour. It's nice to see Big Papa take the lead and tell the actual police officers how to do thei...
Steven Seagal is the greatest Black Aikido Master- Lawman Episode 2
Просмотров 10 тыс.14 дней назад
Ahh, this episode is basically just Seagal boasting about being the most badass Aikido practitioner in the world, and then little bits of the police harassing people over nothing crimes because they have a TV show and need to make it dramatic. I imagine most of these people would be sent home on a normal night, but if Lawman is in the hood, you're doomed. You are going to get arrested for whate...
He Looks Straight at the Camera-Steven Seagal in Cartels
Просмотров 22 тыс.14 дней назад
Nobody looks at the camera. That's rule number 1, unless it's that kinda show. You ruin the realism for the person watching. Anyway, the rest is a masterpiece. A lot of enthusiastic and dangerous sitting takes place. There are often scenes with well-endowed young ladies, all of whom no doubt took part in a private auditioning process. Nobody can confirm if any of these movies are for money laun...
Steven Seagal would beat Michael Jai White, and he knows it
Просмотров 23 тыс.21 день назад
Everyone knows the deal. People can talk, but Seagal prefers to act. Literally. MJW shares his thoughts about the great Steven Seagal. The man is respectful, classy and does not result to personal insults about Seagal's girth or rodents stuck to his head. He keeps it about the craft and the martial arts. A class act nonetheless. Seagal is now hunting MJW for revenge. @vladtv To see the full int...
The Greatest Hair In Cinematic History- Steven Seagal in Half Past Dead
Просмотров 16 тыс.Месяц назад
The Greatest Hair In Cinematic History- Steven Seagal in Half Past Dead
Brokeback Seagal- The Friday Night Project and switching teams
Просмотров 14 тыс.Месяц назад
Brokeback Seagal- The Friday Night Project and switching teams
Fake Martial Arts- International Bullshido Systema
Просмотров 30 тыс.2 месяца назад
Fake Martial Arts- International Bullshido Systema
You Think You Know Martial Arts BUT YOU DON'T
Просмотров 66 тыс.3 месяца назад
You Think You Know Martial Arts BUT YOU DON'T
Fake Martial Arts...And Paul- Total Self Defense
Просмотров 30 тыс.3 месяца назад
Fake Martial Arts...And Paul- Total Self Defense
Where the LEGEND and THAT RUNNING Began- Above the Law
Просмотров 29 тыс.3 месяца назад
Where the LEGEND and THAT RUNNING Began- Above the Law
Ultimate Steven Seagal Quotes Compilation 1
Просмотров 25 тыс.4 месяца назад
Ultimate Steven Seagal Quotes Compilation 1
A MORONS guide to self-incrimination
Просмотров 11 тыс.4 месяца назад
A MORONS guide to self-incrimination
Turning your brain into a puddle of mush
Просмотров 11 тыс.4 месяца назад
Turning your brain into a puddle of mush
MAD TV and Will Sasso HONOR Steven Seagal Part 2
Просмотров 65 тыс.4 месяца назад
MAD TV and Will Sasso HONOR Steven Seagal Part 2
MAD TV and Will Sasso HONOR Steven Seagal Part 1
Просмотров 39 тыс.4 месяца назад
MAD TV and Will Sasso HONOR Steven Seagal Part 1
GREATEST CARTOON EVER- The Steven Seagal Show *re-upload*
Просмотров 15 тыс.5 месяцев назад
GREATEST CARTOON EVER- The Steven Seagal Show *re-upload*
The Pound for Pound GOAT would WHOOP YOU
Просмотров 46 тыс.5 месяцев назад
The Pound for Pound GOAT would WHOOP YOU
Steven Seagal wins MMA belt and crowned CHAMPION
Просмотров 14 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Steven Seagal wins MMA belt and crowned CHAMPION
Fake Martial Arts - Bullshido Ladies Edition
Просмотров 23 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Fake Martial Arts - Bullshido Ladies Edition
Hair Regrowth- A Documentary for MEN everywhere
Просмотров 27 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Hair Regrowth- A Documentary for MEN everywhere
The Greatest Philosopher You've Never Heard Of
Просмотров 37 тыс.6 месяцев назад
The Greatest Philosopher You've Never Heard Of
Vigilante justice never looked so good- Steven Seagal
Просмотров 24 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Vigilante justice never looked so good- Steven Seagal
Is Steven Seagal a Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?
Просмотров 41 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Is Steven Seagal a Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?
Fake Martial Arts "Schools" Get Owned
Просмотров 61 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Fake Martial Arts "Schools" Get Owned
Steven Seagal is better than you- Confessions of a Seagull
Просмотров 4,9 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Steven Seagal is better than you- Confessions of a Seagull
Fake Martial Arts Masters Get Beaten Up
Просмотров 783 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Fake Martial Arts Masters Get Beaten Up
He likes. Seagal he. Likes. Trump. , wonder. What all 3 have in common, Wonder what they have all been accused of, Bet Tate loves Russel brand too. And. Matt gaetz, Wonder what they all have in common ?
Big Poppa Kunta Kinte!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The art of " waving your hands around " 😂 is you're supposed to use the art to deflect their power.... and get in close and hit very hard.... it works fine.... its Very clear not one of these guys have ever been punched. No conditioning and no effing idea.
So is it illegal for them to teach people?
That first guy..... not a single strike ... let alone anything effective. Don't say you can fight if you can't 😮
Looking at all these movie reviews I wonder wh seagull got so many S.H. Charges….😂🤔
You see how any Questions thrown at him, he can Never Answer straight??? 🤣🤣🤣
Who would have been Punching at Seagal??? Umm Maybe his Teacher back in the Day!!! 🤣
I gained 50 pounds just watching this
acselly ken made a new one where segal fights ninjas
Seagal taught me to whipe my ass
I hope he didn't get any black hair dye on that brother's shirt !
Le musicien le plus détesté par les trouducs!
Sensei Sidechops finally getting some respect
Bull shit 😂
Tai Chi sounds like a pretty weak "martial art" if all it takes to completely throw off a master practicioner of it is for the ground to be a bit soft and the sun is shining...
I admire u, watching all those straight-to-garbage bin movies full of mistakes and BS must be hard but we all get a good laugh, tnx #StevenSeagal #GeorgeDillman #ViktorMatveev
That will forever be tates voice.
"Big Poppa Pubic Lice"..... Bro I can't with this channel...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....
Ugh Fake Martial Arts Masters are a bane Just take up boxing, or kick boxing At least then the fighting style is practical in real life
Imagine being stalked by big papa himself, thta girl should consider herself lucky he was on the scene
Steven seagal master butt plug 🔌😅
They do this in the Pentecostal churches when getting rid of bad spirits 😅
They do this in Pentecostal churches 😅
He’ll make fun of Segal who makes movies , but is skilled , 5:51 but kiss a** to Bruce Lee the biggest fraud in all martial arts
You'll find I make fun of everyone, including tiny Brucey Boy. .
How you can be that bad as Taichi master if you cant even take hit and look cool) I mean can you just take KO as cool person? Why all this Taichi masters looks like he never gets hit in his entire life?
I M the only white boy who plays with his fingers, no one else ..... only one. Lol. Everyone called me the mo jo priest ....... because they felt it was true.
Sensei Stripclub.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your channel is becoming one of my favorites...
I can't take these videos....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Osu Sensei Michael.
HOLY SHT! after 30 years I just realized the irony! Toscani went for a ride on top of Salvano's car with his goon Chee'Chee' driving....then at the end it's SALVANO that went for a ride on the back of the car while TOSCANI was driving😂
Dat Ur Baby? Hahahaha